Chris' Stories

When we were about 15 Chris wrote some truly magnificent pieces of literature. They are about our friend Colin and sometimes contain references to Alan Ritchie who was a boy at school who was a little too in touch with his feminine side. Have a read and I am sure that you will agree these are the most brilliant works ever to be published.
The final story titled 'Chris and Chris' is actually some form of a comeback written by Colin about Chris and his friend Chris. As we can see Colin too is a litteracy genius.
I have tried to stay true to the original texts including any grammatical flare and unusual spellings.
Enjoy!

EPISODE 1

Colin Harrold is walking down the street. He looks to his right and sees a man with a stiffy. Colin feels something down his pants, it's his TINY nob getting hard. He starts walking funny. Colin goes home, he goes into the bathroom to let it out of his system. He goes to school the next day and he has PE first. After PE all the boys are taking a shower. Colin feels the TINY thing down his pants getting hard. All the boys start laughing at his TINY nob. A boy named Alan says to Colin, "Thats a very nice nob, can I suck it?" Colin replies with a smile, "Yes please!" They start getting it on in the changing room. Colin feels a different thing at his nob then Alan says, "Here is comes!" Colin hears him swallow something, then Colin feels a sudden pain and Alan swallows something else. Colin gets home and goes to the bathroom to chug and then he notices that he has no nob. That Alan cunt, bit it off. Colin says, "I'm going to get him!"

EPISODE 2

Colin is in his room thinking about how he is going to get his nob back and how is going to get Alan back. He goes to to a shop that sells dildos. Colin says to the woman, "Can I fit a permanet one on?" The woman replies, "Yes sonny. I will have to see your patch of skin." Colin says, "How did you know I have NO NOB?" The woman says, "Because I'm Alan." And this person that was a woman starts to grab Colin and starts shagging him. Colin is starting to enjoy getting shagged. Colin wakes up the next morning and realises it was a dream. His mum walks in and scream and runs out. Colin looks down and sees his bit off nob spitting out CUM.

EPISODE 3

Colin goes to a hospital to see a doctor about his nob. The doctor says "I'm sorry son, the only thing I can think of is to get a SEX change." Colin goes to the hospitals church to think. He's in the church and he decides that he is to go through with it. Colin grabs a cross and start stabbing it into the old place where his nob used to be. The church priest is watching Colin stabbing himself. The priest says to Colin "Come my child, what the fuck are you doing?" Colin says "I'm giving myself a sex change" "Are you fucking stupid?" the preist says, "Come and let it be done by a doctor". Colin is lying on the bed ready for the sex change. He wakes up and looks down and sees he has tits. Colin goes out that night to a bar and a guy says "Do you want to come up to my room?" Colin says "Sure babe".

EPISODE 4 - The Future

3 years ago Colin had a sex change but recently he decided to go back to a MAN. But now he has a fake dick. Colin has recently been going out to ERA to look for men and women. Colin see's this tidy piece of ass dancing with this guy. So Colin decided to follow that guy into the bog and offers him a good fucking blow job. The guy says "Aye, o right." Colin gets down to business. But all of a sudden the guy feels a pain down at his dick. Then Colin stands up with this 2 1/2 inch dick sticking out of his mouth with blood all over his face. Then says "Yummy." Colin returns to the dance floor and starts dancing with that girl he seen earlier. Colin starts kissing this girl but a minute later that guy from the toilet crawls onto the dance floor and says "Hey man, give me my fucking dick back you little dick." Colin says "I cant, I have swallowed it." So the guy grabs Colin and sticks his hand right up Colin's ASS and Colin starts shouting "HARDER!" The guy thinks he has found it but when he pulls it out he finds out that it is just a DILDO that Colin had stuck up his ass and lost it. The guy finaly gets his dick and walks away. Colin takes that girl home to Methil then she asked him to come in for a good shag. Colin starts shagging her but he realises that she is tight but he is shagging her up the ass. He goes down to touch her fanny but he realises that she has a dick and he says "SCORE".

By Chris Kay (age 15 and 18)

Chris and Chris

They were both sitting watching TV then Chris said "I wonder if you have the same problem as me." Chris replied "What." Chris then said "I have no genetalia just a patch of skin." Chris said "No I have a big cock do you want me to RAM it up your ass." "Yes please" replied Chris, "I have always wondered what it felt like to have a real cock ramed up my ass instead of ALAN RICHIE'S HAND. Chris then bent over and Chris discovered that Chris's arse hole was to loose to ram anything up because he has slept around with so many different MALES.

By Colin Harrold (age 15)