The Corruption Test

Take this quiz to find out just how corrupt you really are! Don't worry; your name, email address and even score is not stored and I can't find out what they are. So go for it you dirty little buggers.

1. Ever laughed at someone else's misfortune? 1
2. Ever laughed at a physically or mentally handicapped person? 2
3. Ever drank alcohol? 1
4. Ever been drunk? 2
5. Ever play drinking games? 2
6. Ever fall over because you were drunk? 3
7. Ever drank so much you spewed up? 4
8. Ever wake up and not remember what you did the night before? 5
9. Ever been kicked out of a pub or club? 8
10. Ever participated in/finished a pub crawl? 5
11. Do you drink regularly, at least 3 times a week? 3
12. - 4 times a week? 1
13. - 5 times a week? 1
14. - 6 times a week? 1
15. - 7 times a week? 1
16. Ever fall asleep/pass out in a pub or club? 4
17. Ever smoked actual weed? 4
18. - Soap bar? 4
19. Ever tried magic mushrooms? 4
20. Do you do drugs regularly? 4
21. - More than 4 times a week? 4
22. Ever bought soft drugs? 4
23. Ever sell drugs? 8
24. Ever sell drugs to support a drug habit? 12
25. Ever done cocaine? 8
26. Ever done ectasy or speed? 8
27. Ever done heroin? 10
28. Ever been stoned or drunk for more than 48 hours? 8
29. Ever gone out with somebody? 2
30. Ever been felt up or groped? 2
31. - to orgasm? 2
32. Ever had sexual intercourse? 6
33. Ever had a bath or shower with a partner? 5
34. Ever paid for sex? 8
35. Ever taken advantage of someone while they were stoned or drunk? 4
36. Ever get someone stoned or drunk to obtain sexual favors and succeed? 8
37. Ever engage in the 69 position? 4
38. Ever engage in oral sex? 4
39. - to orgasm? 2
40. Ever engage in anal sex? 6
41. - to orgasm? 2
42. Ever contract an STD? 12
43. Ever had sex without a contraceptive? 4
44. Ever had or knowingly been responsible for an abortion? 12
45. Ever had sex with two or more partners in a week? 4
46. Ever had sex with more than one person at a time? 9
47. Ever had sex in a public place? 6
48. Ever had carpet burns in relation to a sexual act? 4
49. Ever engage in sexual activity with a member of the same sex? 10
50. Ever practiced bondage, masochism, or sadism for sexual gratification? 8
51. Ever used sex toys on yourself or with somebody else? 6
52. Ever bought something in a sex shop? 3
53. Ever pass out during sex? 5
54. Ever been responsible for taking someones virginity? 4
55. Ever licked or have someone lick an eyeball? 1
56. - toes? 2
57. - ears? 1
58. Ever masturbated while talking on the phone? 3
59. Ever have sex with a relative? 5
60. Ever make someone sleep in the wet spot? 6
61. Does necrophilia (sex with dead people) turn you on? 20
62. - peadophilia (sex with children)? 20
63. - bestiality (sex with animals)? 20
64. Ever spied on someone or a couple doing something sexual? 10
65. - And jerked off? 12
66. - And got caught and asked to join in? 15
67. Ever been arrested? 8
68. Convicted? 7

        Your score:

SCORING: [out of 394 points possible]
0-20 A life in the church is too corrupt for you.
21-40 You're barely normal. Get out there and do some fun stuff.
41-60 Approaching normal, you're not much fun at a party are you?.
61-100 Normal, you use your right hand like everyone else.
101-130 Above average, you've done some fucked up stuff in your time.
131-160 You're probably a junkie sexual predator, well done!
161-200 You're a danger to society. Who let you out on a day pass?
200+ You're going straight to jail then hell.